THE RELATIONSHIP PROFILER
Take this simple quiz
and learn what sort of relationship you're in...
1. Problem: For dinner, you want Italian, but s/he wants Chinese.
Solution:
Bicker endlessly, then give in. 2. The thing you do most often with him/her is:
study 3. One of you is discovered sleeping on the couch. This is an indicator
that:
4. In public, you stand
arm in arm 5. Your sex life is like:
cobras mating 6. If your relationship was a movie, it would be
7. Behind your back, your friends refer to you as:
"the original ball and chain" 8. What reality show do you watch together?
Who's Line Wants To Be a Millionaire Anyway? 9. If your relationship was a board game, it would be
Sorry 10. When s/he enters the room, the feeling you get is
11. When s/he leaves the room, the feeling you get is
tension Click here to !
Give in immediately.
Launch into a speech equal parts indignant and self-loathing,
until they give in.
Unhappily compromise with Mexican.
No brainer-- separate restaurants.
pine for different people
recoil
try not to look like you're staring
What are you implying by "with"?
You’ve had a spat.
You're about to have a spat.
Somebody can't take a hint.
Somebody's been followed.
You're not going to be alone when you watch WWF Smackdown at 3am.
hand in hand
at a safe distance
safely out of sight
In public? Together?
naked female midget alligator mud wrestling
a roulette ball falling exhaustedly into a slot
a eunuch dry-humping a mannequin
Don't make me puke.
What About Bob?
The Cable Guy
Bonnie and Clyde
Castaway
Annie Hall
"Regis and Kathy Lee" (also acceptable: "Hall & Oates")
"the moth and the flame"
"ol' tax and spend"
"arsenic and old lace"
Pay-Per-View: Phil Donahue vs. Dr. Phil [12 rounds with pool
cues]
American Idol, celebrity edition
PBS presents: the Oral History of the Clinton Administration
The Making of: the E! True Hollywood Story: Behind the Music:
"The Real Road Rules World"-- Highlights Show (Best Of): 5th Anniversary:
Uncensored!
Stratego
Chutes and Ladders
Candyland
Monopoly
tension
suspicion
paranoia
self-loathing
What feeling?
suspicion
paranoia
self-loathing
What feeling?
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