"So... What say we blow this joint and mosey on over to my place, baby?"
Note to self: that sounded much cooler on the Top 10 Pick-Up Lines website.
You're not sure what the look on her face means (why is her mouth hanging open like that?) so you continue...
"My roommate Scott... Well, more of a suitemate-- Anyway, he's in this movie club, and like usually we have a lot of really shitty movies, but I saw Snowdogs with Oscar winner Cuba Gooding, Jr. on the shelf earlier today and so maybe I was wondering if perhaps you might want to consider the possibility of coming back to my place for a little 'Snowdoggy'-style, if you get what I'm saying."
There is a long, awkward pause as she looks up and down the dorm hallway, as if for help.
"I also have Eraser with Ah-nuld Schwahtz-uhnegguh." Your impression always wows the girls.
"Um, gee, Tommy, why don't we try to find Millard Fillmore first, okay? Then I'll think about it."
You're psyched! That wasn't an outright no!