Discretion is better part of valor, you decide. Better to wait for the perfect opportunity to make your move.

 "Why yes," Sandi says to the handsome History major, fluttering her eyelashes. "I love a man who knows his Millard Fillmore."

 And with that, they are gone, into his dorm room, presumably to have sex without you.

 Crap. Just like last week. Will your romantic slump ever end??

If you decide the night is young and there still may be hope, click here.

 

If you want to give up and go back to your room, it is time to call it a night.